This story talks about fictional crash courses we suggest for contestants based on their behavior inside the house. They really need to brush up their basic skills, leave aside learning specialized skills!
We are proud to present to you some CRASH (in the literal sense here) courses to you!
These courses are desperately needed for the Bigg Boss house contestants.
And ironically, run by the BB contestants too!
Now, inside the house, they are the teachers and they are the students! Right? But, even those who aspire to go inside the house as a wild card entry this season or who are planning hard for the next season do join these classes if you want to come out as a winner! Okay, even if not a winner, at least a better person!
We have designed following five courses which perfectly meet the requirements of each contestant out there. Here they are!
1) Hygiene Course
This is for all those people who didn’t learn the basic lesson in their kindergarten! For example Praneet Bhat who is not aware of a basic rule that kitchen scissors shouldn’t be used for trimming beards! Where did you come from? Stone Age? Oh, he is from the mythological era, right? Anyways, the best teacher for such classes has to be obviously Diandra! She has an eye for such lapses happening around her.
2) Kitchen Management Course
Who better than the most experienced of all? Deepshikha of course! This lady is the senior most female contestants and going by the way she has an opinion about everything, her experience can be wisely used by other contestants to know how to cook, what to cook, when to cook, to cook or not to cook etc etc.. Hopefully, once completing the course, no one feel hungry!
3) Political Course
This is a highly specialized course to be conducted by the political masters of the game who have learnt and played it for centuries! We are talking about the onscreen mama-bhanja jodi, Shakuni-Duryodhan! Who else, but Puneet Issar and Praneet Bhat! Okay, they have just played those characters in their respective shows, but the way these two guys bond and discuss strategies, they are like pros! Everyone should learn from them, not only in the show, even our country can benefit out of their collective wisdom!
4) Communication Course
Well, we guess Deepshikha will have to work doubly hard to take classes for another course. She is the one noticing body language of fellow contestants (read: Soni Singh) and her hearing abilities are unprecedented when it comes to humans! She hears everything, tries to portray perfect body language and knows when to shout and when to cry. Power of tears over high-decibel drama is an art mastered by her! Mam, we want you!
5) Acting Course
You must be thinking that all the contestants that are chosen are either failed actors or struggling actors or wannabe actors. In nut shell, everyone is an actor. True, but amongst all of them, there is one actor who is miles ahead: Upen Patel! Shocked? Don’t be. Try to notice him inside the house. Either he is in-decisive or confused or lost or standing there with nothing on his face. Rest all the contestants are howling, screaming, crying, laughing etc and are at least fairly visible to the audience as over-acting individuals.
But, Upen, every expression is supremely genuine! As if he feels them and portrays them correctly. So what if they are mostly of a person who isn’t sure what he is doing inside! That’s also an art, right?
Well, these are at least five courses everyone should be undertaking. Join in folks!
It’s free!
If you can think of some more CRASH courses, let us know!
Let’s just CRASH the world down!
