Imagine The Chaos These 9 Contestants Would Create In The Bigg Boss House This Season!

With the environs heating up for the upcoming Bigg Boss Season 8, everybody is speculating about the contestants who would be screaming inside the BB house for reasons and no reasons.

I really think, rather believe, that there are a few ignored creatures, those did not get their due by the fate and really need some substantial up-lift-ment of the sorts. And in today’s given scenario, what platform can prove to be more uplifting than The MACHO BIGG BOSS 8!

Let us try and call them all inside the house and smell the dish cooking up for a ROCKING PARTY!

Here is my list with the genuine reasons that they should be inside the house.

1) ANANTH AMBANI – Haven’t you seen all the celebs looking thinner than ever when they leave BB House. Do we need to say more? The reason enough I guess!

2) Sania Mirza – The way she is struggling with her identity, she needs a LARGER THAN LIFE platform to prove who she is. Let us call her in. Let us put a full stop to her IDENTITY CRISIS!

3) Vijay Mallya – Hmmm.. poor lad ( poor in literal terms) is not left with much. This wishful defaulter definitely needs a little something to survive. De do na bechaare ko thoda payisa!

4) Uday Chopra – Ye bechaara rejection ka maara! His career could not see a sunrise ever. At least he can see some sunrises waking up in the BB house. Moreover, who knows he might get identified by some Mahesh Bhatt of the sorts’ aur iss ki bhi Sunny Leone ki tarah nikal pade, Right?

5) Smriti Zubin Irani – She needs a Degree! A Bigg Boss Crash Course Degree would do?

6) Rahul Gandhi – For all the Empowerment Planning going on into his BACHCHA BRAIN, and too much of work that he has already done, he needs to take a break!

7) Arving Kejriwal – He needs another chance! Simply ANOTHER CHANCE!

8) Hritik and Suzzane – We have always had couple trying to reconcile their marriage in the BB House ( remember Rajev Paul and Delnaz?) How about this one. It can work, WELL MAYBE!

9) ACP Pradyuman – No one, I mean NO ONE has ever understood that what does BIGG BOSS actually wants to do by shutting so many people inside the house for 3 months. Let us send ACP Pradyuman to find out the answers. “Pata karo Daya, Kuch to gadhbad hai!”