Some Dirty Talk Here! I Bet You Can Never Do This!

Dirty talking is an ART! It needs education! Not everyone can do it!

Can you do it?

Well, sometimes, dirty talking with your partner works like a remarkable fuel for relighting the flames of passion. If your fire is going dim, I urge you to try some dirty talking, only if you can do it like a pro. If you fiddle with it like an amateur, chances are, you ensue a disaster in a wrong direction.

We will try to help you to get hold of it.

Here is some education for you on dirty talk! The most interesting education you would have ever gotten, right? 😉

Here you go:

1. This one is really important. Before you start strolling in the lane of dirty talking in bed, you need to know your partner’s opinion about it. Not everyone would be up to it. Your partner might be someone who would cringe at the thought of you saying dirty things to them. And if you both are not into it, there is no point even thinking about it. It is surely not a one way street.

2. First and foremost, never choke, whenever you are to use some real erotic words in your talks. When your partner wants to listen to you talking dirty, they want it to sound like music, not harsh trumpets.

2. The only thing that stops you from screaming dirty lines in bed are the subconscious rules that are embedded deep in your mind. Your subconscious mind doesn’t want to think dirty or talk dirty because it finds the whole idea weird, awkward, and socially unacceptable. And if you truly want to enjoy talking dirty, you need to open up your mind and accept sexual thoughts and fantasies as natural and just as normal as any other thought. Therefore, throw off all your inhibitions and speak your real mind if you want to talk dirty.

3. Bring the raw animal out! The sexy beast who isn’t bound by societal norms and gives two grand f***s to them! Open your gut and say the dirtiest possible things you can think of to your partner getting undressed in front of you. And before you know it, you’ll find that dirty talking isn’t hard. In fact, it’s as natural as the horniness you feel!

4. If you’re dating a person who isn’t into dirty talking that much, don’t fret. You can still use your sensual words to stimulate their mind by fantasizing together in bed or talking about something that arouses both of you like the first time both of you made out, or the last party where both of you did something naughty. Arousing the senses by talking about things your partner finds sexy finds sexy will always give them a sexual high, even if he isn’t into dirty phrases.

5. Keep a flow to your dirty talking. Talking dirty isn’t just about mouthing a series of naughty lines in random order. Follow up each line you say with something you feel. It makes the whole dirty talking game more personal and sensual. What I mean is, if you say something dirty like “I am your sex slave”, don’t follow that up by saying something completely different. Instead, describe how you feel when you say that. Tell your partner why you think you are their sex slave, or what you’d them him to do while treating you as one. Doing this gives the dirty talking continuity, which makes the whole experience a lot sexier and a lot more arousing!

6. Now that you are quipped with the whole idea of this dirty task, here are a few catchy, dirty lines for you to take a cue from, to get you started. But make sure you use them with the right amount of fire, at the right moment. That, my friends, will give your partner, the right sexual explosion!

• I’m touching myself right now.
• Meet me for lunch. I want you to grope me in the car.
• I’m not wearing anything down under.
• I can’t wait for you to put it in me.
• I want you here right now.
• I woke up wet this morning.
• You have such a dirty mind, and it works on me!
• Tell me where you want to touch me first. *get naked and stand in front of him*
• I want you to tear my clothes off my body.
• You feel so good! I wanna moan and groan wild!
• I’m not horny all the time, it’s just that you’re so f**king sexy.
• Want to bite my neck?
• I’ve been thinking long and hard about what I’m going to do to you tonight…
• Show me where you want me to bite you.
• You’re such a bad boy! Make me a bad girl.
• You make me think such dirty thoughts!
• I’ve been waiting for this all day…
• Tie me up and ride me harder.
• Can you imagine doing this to me the very first time we met?
• You can have all of me, but you have to pay me first! (keep it playful)
• Punish me! I’ve been a really bad boy.
• Talk in my ears while you’re banging me.
• The sheets are so dry right now, let’s make them wet!
• You really know how to make a girl wet…
• I like it when you do it rough to me! Come on, take me!

Just use any of these dirty phrases to say to your partner, and you’ll definitely arouse them with your sexy words, just as much as you arouse him with your dirty actions!

Remember, the whole idea of saying dirty things to each other could seem like a lot of work to someone who doesn’t understand how dirty talking works. But in reality, talking dirty and screaming dirty things at each other while having passionate sex is the easiest thing in the world! If you learn your tricks, just right, it takes nothing to become a pro!

Just the fire down under would do the task.

Can you do it tonight?