On 68th Independence day, after unfurling the tricolor at Red Fort, Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi – in his maiden speech – addressed by talking on various issues.
Dear PM Modi,
On 68th Independence day, we saw you unfurling the tricolor at Red Fort and heard you addressed the nation talking on various practical issues.
We concluded your address in seven points.
We felt that your Yojnas were incomplete in nature, basically lacking call to action and they required something more than you conceived.
We hereby added call to action and completed your schemes along with our takeaways.
Here you go…
1). PROMOTE MAKE IN INDIA:
Modi said, “Come make in India. Be it plastics or cars or satellites or agricultural products, come make in India.”
It should be like this:
Come “Make in India”. Be it plastics or cars or satellites or agricultural products, come make in India. If you want to launch a startup to make something, send us your startup project. We will review them and suitable project will be 100% financed.
2). PRADHAN MANTRI JAN-DHAN YOJNA:
Under the Jan Dhan Yojana, Modi said, “the person who will open bank account will get a debit card and the family will get Rs 1 lakh insurance cover. This will help the family to tide over the unforeseen eventuality.”
It should be like this:
The person who will open bank account will get Rs One Lakh credited and Rs 1 lakh insurance cover for family. Cash will help the family for current crisis created by Congress Government and insurance to tide over the unforeseen eventuality in future.”
3). DIGITAL INDIA:
Modi Said: “Digital India is plan not for the benefit of the rich, but the poor,” He stressed. “e-governance is easy governance, efficient governance, and that is important,”
It should be like this:
Digital India is a plan for poor as well as rich. Internet connectivity will be provided FREE of cost to every Indian who wants to take benefit of it. Obviously it will be provided by reliance…”
4). SANSAD ADARSH GRAM YOJNA:
Modi said:”If each MP decides to develop three villages over five years, so many villages in the country would have seen progress,”
It should be like this:
Each MP should develop three villages over five years, so many villages in the country will see the progress. If any MP fails to reach the target, he or she will not be given the election ticket and finally be kicked out of BJP.
5). MORATORIUM AND VIOLENCE:
Modi also asked the misguided youth who have taken to Terrorism and Naxalism to shed their guns and adopt the path of peace and development.
It should be like this:
I am asking all the terrorists and naxalites to shed their guns and adopt a path of peace and development. I guarantee every Terrorist and Naxalite, who leave the path of violence, will get at least 5 acres of land and tools for farming.
6). PLANNING COMMISSION TO BE REPLACED:
On commission planning, Modi said: “The times have changed since the Planning Commission was created. In a short span of time we will initiative a new institution that will work in place of the Planning Commission. We need creative thinking on the Planning Commission’s role.”
It should be like this:
The times have changed since the Planning Commission was created. We need creative thinking on the Planning Commission’s role. All the old “Gadhes” will be fired and young “Ghodes” will be hired…
7). CLEAN INDIA:
Modi Said: “Let us pledge that we will not make surroundings dirty. Pledge to develop a clean India. Mahatma Gandhi’s 150th anniversary is coming in a few years. How should we celebrate it? He respected cleanliness. We should pledge for clean India,” he added.
It should be like this:
Let us pledge that we will not make surroundings dirty. Mahatma Gandhi’s 150th anniversary is coming in a few years. How should we celebrate it? He respected cleanliness. I have a plan. According to my plan now all the defeated and jobless congress leaders will have a job. They will sweep and streets of India and make India clean.
Sorry Dada, I was Just Joking!
Sitting idle I was trying to create some creative content.
Let me tell you Dada, whatever you said was very touching, as you spoke from the bottom of your heart.
In your words, we saw your vision of India in next ten years.
Since last many years, as far as I know, as far as I heard the Prime Ministers from Red Fort, you were the best…
It’s a difficult task. But we know that you can do it. And you will do it.
Just keep up, we are with you…
