Why do men feel that we can’t call their bluff? We can not only call it, but smell if miles away. We know exactly when a lie is going to crawl through our doors
Why do men feel that we can’t call their bluff?
We can not only call it, but smell if miles away. We know exactly when a lie is going to crawl through our doors… stop it, guys! Here are five lies that you say and we don’t buy it. Read on:
I will be home in five:
If this is the ‘boy’ equivalent of ‘I will be ready in five’, we sure know it’s a lie, right? So whenever you’re uttering these lines, remember that your girl is totally aware of the lie involved and is just waiting for you to goof-up. While this is a good phrase to use on strangers, it will never cut with your partner. NEVER.
You don’t look fat:
Even though we know that you haven’t even looked at us when making this comment, we take it as a compliment and move on. This is probably the sweetest lie a guy can every say and that’s what makes it special. But don’t be swayed by her smile as she knows that you know that she is fat. Uff.
I am not checking her out:
When you make efforts to not look like you’re giving her the eyeful, we know that you’re. Call it our instinct or whatever; we know when your eyes do the ‘OMG, she is hot!’ stare. We don’t care if you check her out, but are always amused when you blatantly lie about it. Grow up, sweets…we know you so well.
I like cuddling too:
Awww…we know that you’re doing this to make us feel good. But we also know that you hate cuddling. It’s a standard rule: While women dig this, men run away from it. And that’s exactly why we make you sweat in your pants by giving the ‘cuddling’ a miss. Get it now, dude? Come to think of it, men are even more complex and confused than us.
You can drive today:
When you tell us to drive, we know that you’re burning inside. Because you’re a boy and you can’t see us driving your car. So we can smell the lie even before you open your mouth, so save it. No need to give us patronizing stares if you don’t want us to drive your frigging car.
Don’t worry, girls…guys will be guys and that will keep your relationship more interesting and colourful. Enjoy!
