Men will always be boys at heart. No matter how old and experienced they become. Understanding them is not an easy task, but they are still less complex than their women counterparts. When it comes to the matters of the heart, there are some things that royally piss men off.
Men will always be boys at heart. No matter how old and experienced they become. Understanding them is not an easy task, but they are still less complex than their women counterparts. When it comes to the matters of the heart, there are some things that royally piss men off.
We tell you what those things are…yes, you may thank us later for the heads up. Read on!
Guessing games:
No, men won’t be able to ‘guess’ the issue based on your mood, hints and general assumptions. If you want to make him understand, you have to spell it out to him. He just isn’t capable of playing the infamous ‘guessing game’. He is a man, remember? All he wants is stuff to be told in clear terms so he can take care of it in the best possible way. The more cryptic you get, the more confused he will be.
Talking on the phone:
Other than a fraction of the section, all men hate talking on the phone. It’s something that they do not relate to as they don’t know what to say over the phone. While women absolutely enjoy babbling nineteen to the dozen, men are quite observers who sometimes don’t even listen to what you have to say. If your guy is not picking up your calls or hanging up too soon, blame it on the Y chromosome!
Miss Cry-baby:
Don’t get us wrong. Men do love playing the Knight in shining armour and enjoy regaling their buddies with their tales of bravery. But if they are stuck with a cry-baby, it’s going to push them through the roof. Nobody likes a whiny companion who is never satisfied and always weepy. But men hate such partners with a vengeance. It’s fine to ask them to come to your rescue by shedding a couple of tears…but this shouldn’t be repeated always.
Shopping vs sports:
No, no, no. You never choose between shopping and sports. For a guy, it’s always sports…always. Even if it’s the biggest fashion sale of the season with you getting everything for practically free, you do not force him to tag along with you. Because he loves watching re-runs of his favourite games on TV while laughing, air-fisting and guzzling down beer. Just like how you hate to be pulled out of a shopping spree to watch an IPL match, he hates to be asked to leave his match mid-way to pick out dresses with you. Really, ladies, that’s what girlfriends are for!
Miss Nag:
Whether it’s about getting the bathroom fixed, the garden mowed or bills paid, men don’t like to be reminded about it every seven minutes. No need to nag him about every single thing as that will truly make him lose his cool. Even if he doesn’t stop to get directions, you just smile and ignore it. Or access Google Maps. But don’t ask him to do what you want him to…that’s just not how they function. Let’s not even get started on the ‘toilet seat’ syndrome, eh?
But if you have pissed him off bad, just flutter your lashes, say sorry and give him a nice, warm hug. That should do the trick. If not, play dirty!
