And people will keep wondering what is wrong with you!
Try to update your dictionary and use these funny words in your social media status.
Adding these funny words to your social media can make things appealing and humorous. Check out this epic dictionary of funny words which you will waiting for an opportunity to spit out!
1. Nonsense – Codswallop
There are many times when you meet SHIT people on social media and you eagerly want to speak on their face that they are nonsense . Instead of nonsense say, Codswallop.
2. Umbrella – Bumbershoot
Can you suggest an alternate interesting word for an umbrella? Well, we call it as BUMBERSHOOT! For example, when it is raining you can update your status as, “walking down the street with my Bumbershoot”.
3. Confused – Flummoxed
Whenever you login into your facebook, it always asks you, HEY Girl, what’s on your mind? You can simply say, Flummoxed. Flummoxed is an alternate word for confused. Or simply update your status to feeling Flummoxed.
4. Exhausted – Wabbit
When you are back from a long clumsy work, you can use Wabbit as your social media status. Wabbit is an alternate word which can be used for exhausted. For example, I am feeling wabbit after long hours of work.
5. Your friend is not silly – Flibbertigibbet
When you want to say your friend is silly, you can simply say she is Flibbertigibbet. She will love the word but may not know the reason behind it.
6. Cranky – Cantankerous
When you want to express your feeling towards a person and his cranky behavior, say Cantankerous. For example, say I cannot believe you are such a Cantankerous person.
7. Prison – Hoosegow
Similarly, you need to update your dictionary of Prison to Hoosegow . For example, you want to post a situation where you are feeling like thrown in a prison, say, I feel like sitting inside a Hoosegow.
8. Dishonesty – Skullduggery
It good to be poor rather than to be dishonest. Alter the word dishonest with Skullduggery. If you feel your friend was dishonest to you, simply say are you infected with Skullduggery?
9. Exit – vomitory
Whenever you want to use the world exit in your status, alter it with vomitory. For example, I want to take a vomitory from his hell like school.
10. Sissy – Namby-pamby
If you want to address a friend (boy) who is always interested in girl stuff, simply say stop behaving like a namby-pamby; we got some good man stuff here. Namby-pamby is an alternate funny word used instead of Sissy.
I Hope you are not Flummoxed with this post and would be running up to update your social media status right now
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