If Rahul had kept media waiting for his one-o-one interview from past ten years, he should have actually extended this period further more. That way, we would not have been scarred for life.
The world was glued to the television screen yesterday night at nine with abated breath. Congress scion, vice-president of the party, the ‘Shehzada’ Rahul Gandhi was to be interviewed by Times Now’s editor-in-chief Arnab Goswami.
Going by the reputation of Arnab and his journalism of courage, (yes shouting and shutting big leaders needs courage), everyone was expecting him to silence Rahul with his sharp questions. Rahul, a declared pappu, was expected to redeem himself from this interview and silence his critics for once and all.
But none of that happened.
Although Arnab did ask some specific and hard hitting questions, he seemed a completely different personality who was basing his questions on Rahul’s dumb answers. It looked like as if he was nervous sitting in front of Congress high command’s son whose family was quite influential to turn his life upside down. It was simply not enough.
Rahul looked like a person trapped in a tin who was giving forced smile the same way he might have forced to do this interview. His answers were as incoherent as a mentally retard’s actions. Either he was not able to understand what Arnab was asking or he was avoiding them maybe because he did not know the answer.
In all, it was a hilarious yet scarring view.
If Rahul had kept media waiting for his one-o-one interview from past ten years, he should have actually extended this period further more. That way, we would not have been scarred for life.
Here are some tweets which were posted by the tweeples during the interview which will sum it all up for you. If you did not watch the interview, you should consider yourself lucky and laugh it off by reading these tweets. Here you go:
RahulG confesses he is blind… @Thenewshour …
— MediaCrooks (@mediacrooks) January 27, 2014
Rahul Gandhi: Rahul Gandhi will answer you.. Arnab: Hain? Who am i talking to? A ghost?
— Keh Ke Peheno(in 3D) (@coolfunnytshirt) January 27, 2014
Arnab Goswami: What do you think of Man United? Rahul Gandhi: People choose MPs and MPs choose PM #ArnabVsRahul
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) January 27, 2014
Arnab: Rahul, you answer my question RahulG: Arnab, you answer my question Arnab: Rahul, you answer my question & the show goes on..
— Keh Ke Peheno(in 3D) (@coolfunnytshirt) January 27, 2014
Rahul Gandhi is referring to himself as Rahul Gandhi coz even Rahul Gandhi doesn’t want to take responsibility of Rahul Gandhi.
— Keede dé Bhide (@bizzarebhide) January 27, 2014
Reindeers trapped in headlights do better than what Rahul Gandhi is doing infront of Arnab #ArnabvsRahul
— Gaurav (@bwoyblunder) January 27, 2014
Drinking game: take a shot everytime Rahul evades a question. Basically after every question
— Gaurav (@bwoyblunder) January 27, 2014
Rahul Gandhi: I want to make India a centre of manufacturing. Tweeple: lol, manufacturing what? jokes? That you have already done.
— Supreme Leader (@engineerbyheart) January 27, 2014
Arnab: “Be specific, Rahul.” Rahul: “I’ll quote Keats. Miles to beat around the bush before I sleep…” #RahulVSArnab #OKRobertFrost
— Rofl Indian (@Roflindian) January 27, 2014
Will you apologize for 1984? I like kebabs Why were you silent during the scams? Mongolia’s capital is called Ulan Bator #ArnabRahul
— Oculus (@daddy_san) January 27, 2014
I would love to have kebab as prime minister… RT @SaaliKhushi: It’s SIKH, not Seekh. Seekh is the kebab. Sikh is your Prime Minister.
— VadukutIshqDaKalma (@sidin) January 27, 2014
Arnab: What is the difference between 1984 and 2002 riots? Rahul: 18 *Sonia, Digvijay, Sibal, Jha dies*
— Supreme Leader (@engineerbyheart) January 27, 2014
@Ra_Bies Please call 1098 if you feel there is a child abuse happening right now somewhere in country. #RahulVsArnab
— Calm Aadmi (@viswasmr) January 27, 2014
Arnab:1984 riots RG:*looks down at cue cards* System,women, grandmother Arnab:Modi RG: *Damn. Looks down at cue cards* System, grandmother..
— Sulk (@theCredibleSulk) January 27, 2014
Arnab: Why did the chicken cross the road? Rahul: Gujarat government aided chicken in crossing the road.We need to bring RTI into chickens
— Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay) January 27, 2014
Arnab’s interview of Rahul Gandhi is funnier than Comedy Nights With Kapil. *waiting for the torrent link*
— Supreme Leader (@engineerbyheart) January 27, 2014
Arnab: Whats ur name? RahulG: RTI A: Whats ur agenda? R: RTI A: Whats ur strategy? R: RTI A: Whats ur vision? R: RTI A: Goodnight R: RTI
— Keh Ke Peheno(in 3D) (@coolfunnytshirt) January 27, 2014
Arnab: Why are bureaucrats punished, not politicians in Adarsh case. Rahul: There are 6 Bill sitting in Parliament.
— Kanchan Gupta (@KanchanGupta) January 27, 2014
Arnab should have told Rahul Gandhi “Before you empower the whole world, you should empower your brain.”
— Keh Ke Peheno(in 3D) (@coolfunnytshirt) January 27, 2014
If #congress was a listed company, this was the #interview whn stocks would hv tanked. @mediacrooks
— Avinash Gavali (@avinash_gavali) January 27, 2014
Rahul Gandhi has now said ’empowering women’ more number of times than total women population of the country. #RahulSpeaksToArnab
— Psycho (@i_Psycho) January 27, 2014
Arnab: Are your testimonials good enough to rule our country? Rahul: My testimonials are good. See. Arnab: Mr Rahul, PULL YOUR PANTS UP !!
— Not Your Typo (@vodkya) January 27, 2014
Arnab: I have only 2 questions left.. Rahul: Ask as many as you want, I have already peed in my pants.
— Supreme Leader (@engineerbyheart) January 27, 2014
RG: Which part of Cambridge were you at? AG: I was at XYZ. RG: So I was at the ABC part of Cambridge. *shrugs..nudge nudge..wink wink*
— AristocRat Miller (@YearOfRat) January 27, 2014
When Rahul Gandhi talks about the fundamental issues, he puts the ‘fun’ & ‘mental’ in fundamental.
— Keh Ke Peheno(in 3D) (@coolfunnytshirt) January 27, 2014
Maybe the idea was to counter Modi Wave with Sympathy Wave for Rahul Gandhi. #RahulSpeaksToArnab
— Rahul Roushan (@rahulroushan) January 27, 2014
Can’t begin to imagine the entertainment this guy can offer if he’s called for Bigg Boss 8.
— E-tard (@14_yr_old_Etard) January 27, 2014
If Congress is Titanic, they have just hit an iceberg, only a matter of time now! #RahulvsArnab
— Supreme Leader (@engineerbyheart) January 27, 2014
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— ravish kumar (@ravishndtv) January 27, 2014
Rahul Gandhi’s answers makes Manmohan Singh’s silence look good.
— Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay) January 27, 2014
अगर RTI ना पास हà¥à¤† होता तो, आज के इंटरवà¥à¤¯à¥‚ में राहà¥à¤² गाà¤à¤§à¥€ जी को मौन वà¥à¤°à¤¤ लेना पड़ता #RahulSpeaksToArnab
— Swami Ramdev (@yogrishiramdev) January 27, 2014
2 mins of silence for Rahul Gandhi
— Being Sardesai (@0ld_monk) January 27, 2014
@sidin More likely: “You showed him.” “Nation is grateful.” “Vinod Mehta speaks for us all.” “We’ve as good as won.”
— Sadanand Dhume (@dhume) January 27, 2014
And finally….
Stop laughing at me. It’s not easy to memorise the whole civics textbook of Class VIII.
— Rahul Gandhi (@RahuIGandhi) January 27, 2014