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Rahul Gandhi makeover: 10 PR tips Dentsu must incorporate

The Congress party had had enough with the jokes circulating about their prince. It has now hired Japanese PR firm Dentsu for giving their vice-president and probable prime ministerial candidate Rahul Gandhi a makeover.

The Congress party had had enough with the jokes circulating about their prince. It has now hired Japanese PR firm Dentsu for giving their vice-president and probable prime ministerial candidate Rahul Gandhi a makeover.

This Rs 500 crore makeover is expected to give a boost to the image of Rahul before general election so that it creates a dent in BJP’s vote.

Here are 10 PR tips we think Dentsu must incorporate to increase face value of Rahul Gandhi.

1. Hire people who will praise Rahul on every possible electronic platform
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2. Make Rahul appear in KBC and let him reach 15 level
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3. Name one city ‘Saudi Arabia’ and make it a wi-fi hotspot
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4. Open bee-farms or plant bee-hives everywhere in the country
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5. Open Rahul’s twitter and FB account where he will retweet, fav, like and share every post by his followers
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6. Get Ekta Kapoor to make a soap opera based on Rahul Gandhi’s emotional speeches
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7. Plan a show, preferably titled ‘Dinner with Rahul’, where he will be shown going to poor homes and eating food with them

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8. Ask Rahul sycophants like Diggvijay Singh to praise Narendra Modi and Arvind Kejriwal
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9. Get Alok Nath and Reema Lagoo’s endorsement plus aashirvaad
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10. Request Arnab to let Rahul appear and speak for full ten minutes on News Hour

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