Date a girl who loves to eat

Yeah, yeah…you have already dated a girl who reads, writes, travels and does somersaults on the Gobi desert. Now it’s time to date a girl who loves to eat. Yes, EATS. She doesn’t mind gorging on junk or stopping midway on the road to admire good food. It’s like foodgasm at its best. When you date a girl who eats, she would be the least judgemental of the lot. If you throw your towel on the floor, she would pick it up. If you leave the toilet seat open, she would shut it for you. If you mess up the room, she would clean after you. Because she knows that you would not judge her when she belches mid-meal, when she talks about food as if it’s more sensuous than anything else in the world, you wouldn’t mind either.

And foodies are more loyal than others. It’s like if she is a fan of Rajma Chawal with onions and pickles on the side, she would love it all her life. There’s no way a chicken biryani can make her change her loyalties. So if she is gracious enough to date you, she would do it all her life. No matter what! Foodies are also self-sufficient. They know what they like, what they want and why they are fans of particular dishes. They are so sure about stuff that they won’t change their stand even if earth opened up and swallowed them whole. Food-lovers are also vibrant and passionate people. Their passions range from eating good food to advertising it. They are less depressed and more creative than average individuals. Just like the flavours they favour so much, they are like being around different kinds of people. It’s fun to date a girl who eats as it will guarantee you absolute, one hundred percent great food wherever you go. Since nothing less than the best suits her, she would take you to places that offer amazing and authentic food.

While the girl who reads is forever lost in her own world, the girl who eats lives for the present. Because her catalyst is food. She would go to any length to get what she wants, in life and on her platter. That’s the kind of determination she boasts of. Get her good food and she is all yours. Tada! You may think that dating her would turn out to be a costly affair (ha! get the pun?), but no, it would be rather cheap. Because she doesn’t dig fancy joints and elaborate seven-course meals. She longs for street-side stuff and local dishes. There’s nothing like a hot piping vada pav and cutting (on a rainy day) for her. A girl who loves to eat is also more confident as she doesn’t get bogged down by ‘size zero’ and other such fads. She feels its for utter losers who don’t know what joy eating good food can give.

Moreover, she doesn’t suffer from ‘PMS’ or routine depressions as she digs into a tub of ice cream or rustles up a cool dish whenever she faces any of these issues. What does it mean? You have more time for your football matches and beer sessions. Yay! And whenever you’re confused about what to gift her, just get her coupons for her fav restaurants or get her to stuff her face with yummy junk and you. Are. Sorted! Be it birthdays, anniversaries or random gifts, wooing is never going to be your top concern ever! What more do you want! And guess what, a girl who eats is also better in the bed because she has zero inhibitions and she loves it live her life queen size.

Listen to us and go find yourself a girl who wouldn’t mind cheese flowing down her cheeks than a streak of mascara. Bon appétit