- Whenever your bestie ends up fighting with her boyfriend, she calls you and croons on phone and tells you her “dukh-dard”! You are so charged up immediately with I-Knew-That-Guy-Was-An-Asshole, ready to beat the trash outta him! But the very next moment, your bestie calls you saying “Oh he is such a puppy, he said sorry and we are going out for the ice-cream date!” You feel like committing a suicide right there and then!