10 Things You Go Through When Your Bestie Has A Boyfriend And You Don’t!
You two were inseparable; you two were two “do jism ek jaan”!
Yes I am talking about you and your bestie.
But suddenly, your bestie announces to you, rather ceremoniously, that she is in a relationship! She found a boyfriend. You are happy, you are sad, you are happy sad!
You always assumed that nothing is ever going to come in between you and your bestie, but this new found thing made you a third wheel!
And here are 10 most prominent things that you go through when your bestie has a boyfriend and you don’t! I am sorry for rubbing it in! I really am!
Your “Us Time” suddenly reduces to “Me Time” and you do not understand what to do with it! You can watch another season of “FRIENDS” maybe!
Your bestie starts to text in mono syllables and you clearly know what is she doing and with whom! The solace: you will be saving a lot of data pack this month.
The movie you waited for whole long month to watch with your bestie, she booked it, with her boyfriend! You can take the bhajiwala along now! Arrrrghhhh! You hate the boyfriend already!
She starts to give you the graphic details of her dates which you listen to with excitement AND a smiling face but feel like dozing off, it’s the 89th time you are listening to the same fu**in crap!
You are secretly thinking that your bestie has spilled all your secrets and body flaws to her boyfriend in a possibly weak moment! “I’m getting a weird vibe from him today. Did she tell him I pee in the shower?”
You do not have yourself in your bestie’s display pic now. It is replaced by a picture where they are (her and her boyfriend) trying to tell the world that they are in love! By the way, they both have the same display picture!
Your bestie keeps trying to fix you up with one of his boyfriends friend, simply because double date is so much fun! Is it??
You dread going for lunch and dinners with the couple because you can’t stand anymore PDA (Public Display of Affection), which at times IS QUITE EMBARRASSING!
Whenever your bestie ends up fighting with her boyfriend, she calls you and croons on phone and tells you her “dukh-dard”! You are so charged up immediately with I-Knew-That-Guy-Was-An-Asshole, ready to beat the trash outta him! But the very next moment, your bestie calls you saying “Oh he is such a puppy, he said sorry and we are going out for the ice-cream date!” You feel like committing a suicide right there and then!
But you start to realise gradually that you actually like the boyfriend because he is the only one you can discuss Manchaster United with! He is not that bad a guy you see!
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