Girls With Crazy Body Piercings Do Not Want To Hear These 10 Stupid Things!

Body piercing is completely a lifestyle choice and it hurts no one apart from the one who is roaming around with bejewelled metal pieces on some really bizarre portions of their body!

And that to them, is a choice of hurt.

Some free spirited boho girls really love it and flaunt it with passion.

Yet, at times it is difficult for them to deal with outdated brains that are just not able to digest the idea down their throat, that piercing is not a crime and neither does it make a pierced person a less of a human and more of an animal!

People just wouldn’t stop saying some crappy things to the girls with crazy body piercings on tongue, chin, lip, eyebrow or nail for that matter!

I suggest, never say these 10 stupid things to a fashionable girl with crazy body piercings. They really do not want to hear them, trust me on this. And to make things clearer for you, I have also laid the probable answers for you, so you know what to expect, after the absolute futility you decide to display!

1. If you are a guy and you get a pierced a girl in sight never say, “I can never date a girl with piercings”!

Probable Answer: Yeah, right! As if you are the last guy on the planet who is eligible  of dating and sadly you hate piercing. Dude, there are many out there who love bejewelled girls. So be it!

2. If you are not the one with any piercing in the body, never say, “Did that hurt?”

Probable Answer: Yes of course it does hurt to get a big needle pierced through the flesh. What do you expect really? Do not be too naive or at least don’t pretend to be.

3. To someone with a tongue piercing, never say, “Can you eat with that?”

Probable Answer: No, not really. Every time I swallow my metal and dig it back from my deep and wear it back! You moron!

4. If you are too scandalized to see a girl who has a lip piercing and it is too bad for you, never say “Why did you do that to yourself? “

Probable Answer: Dude, the same reason you’re wearing that outfit and have that haircut?  Right? To each their own!

5. To the one who has a nose ring piercing, never utter, “How do you blow your nose?”

Probable Answer: Much the same way as you do. SNOT DOES NOT COME OUT OF THE PIERCING HOLE YOU BRAINLESS CHILD! Seriously, it comes out form the regular whole, just like you have.

6. To an ultra free chic who has all her body pierced, you wouldn’t be saying, “You’d be so pretty without all that metal.“

Probable Answer: Well, ok, do you charge for this advice or is it for free? And how do you exactly know what would I look like with or without anything? You ain’t even have got the brain and attitude as I have! You are so lame!

7. A bohemian chic who sports piercing on her brow and lips, restrict these words, “Aren’t piercings just for goth girls?“

Probable Answer: Update yourself dude! Piercing goes back to at least 1,500 BC, actually, when gothic didn’t even exist. Have some handy info before you through lame statements!

8. If you a pretty girl with weird piercing (which is weird to you only), do not say, “You’ll never get a job.”

Probable Answer: To your utter disappointment,  I’ve actually got one, that’s how I have all the money to get these piercings done. I do not live on my dad’s money, you see. Like my choices, my money is my own too! Unlike yours!

9. When you do not know the exact thing, do not ever speculate, “It’ll get infected or scarred”.

Probable Answer: You see, I’ve had it for years. So, probably not. And if you’re careful with a new piercing, keep it clean and do all the clever things the experienced piercer told you to do/not to do, and you are all set! And who are you? My Mom?

10. Never get dirty inquisitive and say with that dirty creepy grin of yours, “What else do you have pierced?”

Probable answer: Please leave. You are not even worth my time!

So guys, you got it, right?