Drinking is okay, but there are certain things that you should remember NOT to do when drunk like a skunk.
Saying ‘I don’t have to pee’
Oh, bugger. You DO have to pee. You’re being stupid to not move your ass into the loo because you think you don’t have to pee before leaving the pub/house party/pool-side party/whatever. But when you do leave that place and your bladder is bursting with nowhere to turn to, you’d be slapping yourself hard. Even if moving your ass out of the chair is akin to pulling your own eyeballs out, just go and pee before stepping out. Hear?
