7 Perks of Being Single

No matter what they say, people in relationships cringe about all these problems and secretly wish if they could have the freedom to do whatever they want to…

1. Caring a damn

Being in a relationship can be an emotionally draining and overwhelming experience because you have to care about the feelings of your partner, and a lot more things burden your mind. An overload of feelings can be really exhaustive and it comes naturally with any kind of relationship you get into. As such, there are a lot of things to think of – tsunamis, volcanoes, alien attack, wars, global warming, Miley Cyrus gone Lady Gaga and the world may just come to an end soon. So staying single and keeping yourself away from any kind of emotional attyachar or nonsense it the wise way to go.

2. Spending money on yourself

Finally, you get to spend all your money on yourself, without having to buy mobile recharge coupons (not for yourself), no-occasion all-the-year-round presents, useless movie tickets, and pay restaurant bills for not-so-happening dates. Whatever you earn is yours and even if you blow up all your money for instance, on a camera lens, nobody is going to holler comments at you.

3. Not having to remember dates

I was always bad with remembering dates, I could never score much in history, and I am certain that I am not the only one to forget dates easily. A relationship brings a baggage of dates along with it – his/her birthday, his/her family member’s birthday, his/her friend’s birthday, monthly anniversaries, yearly anniversary, and a whole lot of other numbers. Frankly, if you don’t want to turn into an almanac or calendar, it is best to stay single.

4. No creepy family members

The father who sent jitters down your spine when you met him; the mother who always gave you those looks of disappointment, which spell how you don’t matchup to your partner’s looks, salary, height and what not; the brother who gave you scary stares and the sister who you thought should have been extinct with the dinosaurs. If these thoughts still shudder you, stay away from getting into another situation where you will have to meet another bunch of creepy family members.

5. Not having to listen to anyone complaining

Seriously, no matter what kind of relationship you get into and no matter how much effort you put into it, the other persona will somehow manage to find a reason to complain. It could be as silly as why you went out with your office colleagues for some drinks after a hectic day at work, and didn’t come home running to your sweetheart. Decide now.

6. Expressing feelings for all the hot people in the world

If Malaika Arora has the best assets, she does; if Robert Downy Jr. has an unbeatable sex appeal, it’s a fact. And if you want to be surrounded with their pictures, that’s what you really want. And if your gf’s best friend is hotter than her, you can have your chance someday. And if your bf’s male colleague makes you fantasise at night about him, you can be open about it. But, only if you decide to be single.

7. Flirting without regrets

When you enter a pub or a party at your friend’s place and your eyes meet a hot chick or a dapper of a guy, you can openly go and flirt to your heart’s content, with as many people you like, and as many times you get a chance to. And go back home with a guilt-free conscience and be excited about meeting someone else again, and again.