‘˜Wham…Boom…Thank You, Sir’ seems to be the latest mantra with new age girls. They are entering the male-dominated area of farts and burps with a vengeance, thanks to the ‘˜I-am-what-I-am’ attitude. With more and more girls preferring to go makeup-less and unshaven, farting like a pro is a natural extension.
‘Wham…Boom…Thank You, Sir’ seems to be the latest mantra with new age girls.
They are entering the male-dominated area of farts and burps with a vengeance, thanks to the ‘I-am-what-I-am’ attitude. With more and more girls preferring to go makeup-less and unshaven, farting like a pro is a natural extension.
But are you as turned off by the title? Well, don’t be. Farting is quite a cool way to ‘be free’ and ‘happening’. And if you’re all for women power, you should totally date a chick who doesn’t mind breaking wind without a damn in the world, when out in public. C’mon, you do it…we all do it…so why shouldn’t she?
We tell you why dating her is a damn cool idea. Read on!
Don’t care a damn:
She doesn’t give a rat’s ass about the world. If she can fart loudly in public and not be embarrassed about it, she is a keeper. We have too many plastic beauties who have more time for shopping and decking-up than for emotions and love. In a world full of dainty touch-me-nots, we love a chick who is unapologetic about farting like a mean machine.
She is the best bro ever:
You wanted a girlfriend, now you also have a best bro for life. She is the farting-in-your face girl who doesn’t shudder away from boy stuff. You can not only have ‘couply’ fun, but also share stuff like she were one of the bros. We are sure that she is someone who will have the most creative solutions for your problems and help you with everyday situations like your personal angel.
Unpredictable as hell:
Who doesn’t want to date a edgy girl who is unpredictable as hell? This girl can do anything, anywhere, without being sorry about it. She can go bungee jumping for her birthday or stay at home in her pyjamas. She can cook you a fancy meal at the middle of the night or race you to the town square in her shorts. This girl can also fart and burp in public, giving you tough competition in your area of expertise.
WYSIWYG:
WYSIWYG, aka, What You See Is What You Get when it comes to this girl. She is not superficial or artificial. She tell you like it is and behaves the way she damn well pleases to. She won’t sugar the pill and never let you down with her ‘holier than thou’ avatar. She is somebody you can trust because she is real, natural and lovable.
More fun, less drama:
If you’re tired of the drama queens who are forever whining about this and that, time to date someone who is more fun and less DQ. She knows when to call your bluff and when to tease you. She knows what’s adventurous and what’s plain crazy. She will give more importance to stuff that matter to you both than something that only she likes.
Remember, any girl who knows her Fs and Bs (farts and burps, you silly!), is someone you should totally hit on. She is fun, uncomplicated and as real as they come.
