Since we will not receive any newsfeed today due to Rahul directing all the lines to Jupiter, we wish you all a happy fool’s day.
While the world is busy celebrating the April Fool’s Day, Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi is busy working for the empowerment of women. He personally called BJP president Rajnath Singh and asked for pitting Smriti Irani against him in the election. You don’t believe me? Here are the excerpts of his conversation with Singh:
Rahul: Hi Rajnath Uncle! How are you?
Singh: Who are you calling Uncle? I am not much elder than you.
Rahul: They call me baba. You don’t know. I am youth leader.
Singh: Baba in Hindi means grandpa. Anyway, what is it?
Rahul: Vishwas has done a fabulous job. People are so fed up with his poems that my ratings in Amethi are on an all time high. But now, I want to empower Smriti.
Singh: Ok. But don’t cry when she switches TV from pogo to news channel for her saas-bahu serial updates.
Rahul: I won’t. But tell me one thing. If you are president and I am vice-presidnt, what is Pranab Da doing in President’s house?
Singh: *Cuts the line*
This feed was made available exclusively to us by Rajdeep Sir and Sagarika Goose who are celebrating their marriage anniversary to media today.
While it was heartening to know that Rahul is standing firm on his resolve to empower women, sources tell us that he wishes to empower men too. This year, he has gleefully given the #PappuDiwas rights to AAP for celebrating it as #KejriDiwas as their leader is doing a good work not fielding anyone against his Congress party in elections.
The sources also tell us that Rahul has shown keen interest in opening a fake account on twitter and facebook to manually retweet Arvind Kejriwa, Ashutosh and Yogendra Salim’s tweets on this auspicious occasion. Also, he will refrain from watching pogo and will try to find a way to Jupiter by enhancing his ‘scientific temper’.
Since we will not receive any newsfeed today due to Rahul directing all the lines to Jupiter, we wish you all a happy fool’s day.
P.S.: Kejriwal has messaged Rahul to be present at Nehru Planetarium at 5.30 pm today for Jupiter sighting.
