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These Are The Hilarious Expectation vs Reality When A Man Enters The Kitchen

When a man enters the kitchen – Men seldom enter the kitchen and when they do,  they manhandle it thereby leaving it messy.

Hang on wives, don’t be a worry-wart because most of the successful chefs are men, at least this fact should bring you some mental comfort.

It is not easy for men to dish out range of delectable always, they spend the previous night tossing and turning in bed doing mental gymnastics upon the recipe, keeping the recipe handy while cooking, pretending the spatula is a sword and the gas-top is a dragon coming to attack him baring its teeth, he goes head on into it and results are, well something like these:

When a man enters the kitchen –

1 – The ducklings that waged a war:

Well, he did a good job at preparing and decking up the dough but it seems like the oven had a previous score to settle with him and the end product looked like this.

2 – When the pressure-cooker became batman:

The pressure cooker doesn’t like confinement it seems so it became Batman without a cape. He did what Batman does, stand guard to Gotham from highest peak and you can see it up there.

3 – The Halloween egg-rice:

Well, any wife will go days without eating after being served with this, the precariously spooky rice-stuffed eggs. Look how blank and eerie the stare is! True artistry at that!

4 – Caramel-volcano:

Well, did you know? Sleeping volcanos can be erupted while cooking caramel too? Make sure to overcook it at the point of your life being at risk, you will end up making a history and paps from all around the world prying for your interview.

5 – The spec (s)tacular cake:

Have your man been complaining about his specs being lost for a few days? Just give him a gentle reminder that he were baking a week ago and while eating the cake something crunchy stuck to your teeth, you only found out that it was the glasses that he stirred into the dough by mistake.

6 – Wifey, better stay back at your friend’s place:

Well, this man’s wife was not at home and he used that opportune moment to try his hand at baking. He ended up doing this nuisance instead and in cold sweat, left this sorry note. We don’t know what has happened to him next when his wife returned home, but we are really eager to know.

7 – When the pizza gone wrong:

This guy has taken the concept of the molten cheese way too seriously it seems and this is the result.

When a man enters the kitchen – This proves that our men can never take up cooking, come what may. However, we will still love him the way they are.

Shreyashi Das

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