Categories: Humour

Watch For These Signs To Confirm That Your Bike Is Actually Your True Girlfriend

Won’t you agree when I say your bike is one of your most prized possessions?

I would go to lengths saying that for some people, their bike is as good as their girlfriend.

The way they care for their vehicle is unique, interesting and weird, all at the same time.

If you are unsure about being one such person, look for these signs to confirm if you see your bike as your true girlfriend –

 

If you had an actual girlfriend, you would often pamper her by taking her to a local spa. Since your motorbike is now your “girlfriend”, you pamper it similarly. You make sure that your motorbike gets the best servicing which keeps it functional at all times.

You give your motorbike the best treatment

 

A man would introduce his girlfriend to people who are close to him. You want to show off your bike to the entire world. If not the entire world, then at least the city you live in. You modify your motorbike like no other. When it comes to spending money on your motorbike, expense is something you do not look at much.

Your bike is for the world to see

 

You would never share your human girlfriend. The same applies to your ‘machine girlfriend’. You think twice, thrice or maybe four times before handing your motorcycle keys to anyone – be it your sibling, best friend or an elder relative.

No one rides the motorbike, but you

 

The motorbike cover you buy is top-notch and it not only makes the vehicle appear attractive when not being used, but also protects it from the harshest weather conditions. You take pride in dressing your motorcycle appropriately.

 

Motorcycle cover you buy is of top-notch quality

 

You want the vehicle to motor smoothly and consistently whenever you take it out for a spin. The oil gives your bike the much-needed energy to perform long distance. With usage of good motor oil, your bike takes you on rides you have never been to before.

The motorcycle oil you use gives the best energy

 

Accessorising your motorbike is one of your priorities. You invest in flashy accessories such as headlights, bumper stickers and even go to lengths to buy saddlebags (though there may not be a need for the same).

You beautify your motorbike with flashy accessories

 

Just like an angry girlfriend is tough to handle, a heated motorbike creates a lot of trouble. You make sure that the bike’s temperature never soars or else you know the price you have to pay to make up for being an uncaring boyfriend.

A heated motorcycle is tough to handle

Sridhar Krishnan

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