Peek-a-boo: Wild n Wacky Things People Do In The Bathroom

Your home is your sanctuary. Inside this sanctuary is another sanctuary by the name of bathroom.

Bathroom gives you all kinds of liberty that other rooms in your house do not.

Of course, closed doors for extended durations do cause doubts, but hey, no one’s going to disturb you in the shower. Been there, done that!

Most bathrooms even come attached with a commode helping you to take care of ‘other businesses’.

I’m not going to label the activities as annoying, but these are several things that most of us engage in while in the bathroom –

Problem usually begins even before going into the bathroom. How many minutes do you spend outside deciding whether you want water hot, cold or tepid? Or, “Do I go inside before turning on the water or after? I do not want to get into any accident.”

Once you are all set and done and enter, the first thing you do is check yourself out in the mirror. Self-conversations are a common thing.

On your happy days, you sing your favourite songs at the top of your voice. You might even dance, but with precaution, of course. Your shampoo bottle or the shower handle is your microphone.

If you suffer from hair fall, you worry about it and predict when you would go bald. Nevertheless, your major concern is what to do with the hair that’s lying in the drain. Call the plumber or make a ‘hair design’ on the wall? The latter it is!

In case you like taking a dump before shower, you carry the morning newspaper or the book that you left incomplete last night.

If not books, your smartphone can be the ideal friend, for it gives you an update on the shits and hits taking place in other people’s lives.

If you are really not in a hurry, you might take time to read instructions off the back of your shampoo bottle hoping to find a grammatical error.

Suppose you live in a lavish apartment or a condominium, you prefer taking shower in the evenings. That way, you can relax in your bathtub as you unwind with a glass of wine in hand.

Peeing in the shower whilst bathing is also common and gross, but we do it.

And finally, how can I exclude some X-rated activity? Everyone needs to feel relaxed; so, playing alone is fine. Applicable to men and women!