The Craziest Excuses Ever Made To Skip Work!

If you thought school days were fun when you use to come up with silly excuses of stomach ache and head ache to avoid going to school, grown-up days are no less crazy!

While our parents were smart enough to always catch our sweet lies, our bosses are no less wizards in their own right! Or maybe some employees are absolutely dumb to come out with ridiculous reasons to skip work!

Let me bring to you 10 of the most weird, crazy and hilarious excuses ever made to skip work!

Are you one of those employees?

Read and let me know:

1) I just put a casserole in the oven!

Yeah, this employee was trying to understand global warming and doing some earth-saving experiment and coming to work would have diverted the attention from this noble act of saving the mankind!

2) My plastic surgeon needed some “tweaking” to get it just right!

Obviously my old self wasn’t contributing much so I thought of doing a favour to my work place and bring a newer me! See, I am doing it all for my work!

3) I was sitting in the bathroom and my feet and legs fell asleep. When I stood up, I fell and broke my ankle.

Don’t know what they put in my junk food these days, it takes a few centuries to finish one bowel movement! Help me to sue these food chains, will you please?

4) I was at the casino all weekend and still had money left to play with on Monday morning.

My mom had told me to help poor people and if I had money in my pockets, how can I not help those casino guys who work day in and day out to ruin lives?

5) I woke up in a good mood and didn’t want to ruin it.

See, am doing a favour to you guys by not coming to work or else you all will have to bear the brunt of my spoilt mood! In fact, send me a thank you cake! I love Blueberry cake by the way!

6) I had a “lucky night” didn’t know where I was.

I get “lucky” once a year and no matter what, I am not going to give it up for the pleasures of work!

7) I got stuck in the blood pressure machine at the grocery store and couldn’t get out.

I was told my blood is of superior quality and aliens are looking for it, but I never knew they would come in the disguise of my grocery store owner and use poor blood pressure machine. How I escaped, only I know!

8) I had a gall stone I wanted to heal holistically.

Stone attracts stone, right? That’s what I thought so brought some crystals and sat near them to prove how orthodox our medical science is!

9) I caught my uniform on fire by putting it in the microwave to dry.

Maybe this employee never met the employee who used an oven for a casserole! At least we are enlightened by another failure of knowing what NOT to do with a microwave. Edison must be so happy today!

10) I accidently got on a plane.

Of course! The plane wanted to go to the loo and couldn’t find a secluded place so entered yours and you had to use the plane to go to the loo! Sounds stupid, huh? Well, who started it?

These employees make work-place an entertaining place!

Bow down to these mavericks with brains sharper than an alien’s! Oh wait, do aliens exist? And their brains? :p