10) I accidently got on a plane.
Of course! The plane wanted to go to the loo and couldn’t find a secluded place so entered yours and you had to use the plane to go to the loo! Sounds stupid, huh? Well, who started it?
These employees make work-place an entertaining place!
Bow down to these mavericks with brains sharper than an alien’s! Oh wait, do aliens exist? And their brains? :p