Ten Funny Reasons Why a Car Is Better Than a Two Wheeler

Trust me your girlfriend is not bothered about your new bike or a two wheeler. Show her a four wheeler and watch her eyes get awed. And there are reasons why cars are better than bikes any day. We are here to throw some bright light on the subject, of course, without any hard feelings!

Here are 10 reasons why a car is better than two wheelers. Well, we didn’t have to dig much! 

Don’t Spoil Your Date

Have you imagined going on a blind date on a bike during monsoons, all stained and drenched. Well, that way you actually spoil the first impression and make a fool of yourself. Besides, isn’t it embarrassing too? You bet!

If you are going by a car, you can create a good impression of yourself. A girl would certainly walk away with a man who owns a car!  Romance is so much on the cards inside the privacy of a car. I know you agree to this with a smile on your face.

Say No to Sweat

Riding a bike during a summer month is never easy. It makes you sweat. Imagine reaching your office all sweaty and stinky… you might just miss a crucial promotion. Risking your cool dude report with opposite sex colleagues, when you reach in a haggard state, is a sure seal here. Travel to office in the comfort of an AC car and enter with panache!

Prevent Hair Loss

Most of the bikers are bald! Yes, that’s a fact. Wearing helmets often lead to hair loss. Are you really ready to give up on an asset as pricy as your hair? In a quest of car vs. bike, change to car and prevent hair loss.

Perfect for Shopping

The best way to calm down a bursting wife is to take her shopping. Well, having a two wheeler won’t allow her to shop to her heart’s content. Where would you hang all those hefty bags? However, if you have a car she can stock up her bags without any hassle, given the big space.

Plan a Family Holiday

A family of four on a bike for a holiday is unheard of! Well, that surely sounds rude but a bike or a two wheeler can never render that bliss.  And we are sure you won’t take turns to take each one, one by one, for a fun trip! A car would allow you to plan a family holiday in a grand way. You can take all your loved ones out for a weekend trip, in one go!

Keep Annoying Neighbors Away 

How many times have your neighbor spotted you on your bike and asked for a lift to the nearest market place? Well, not cool! Irritating most of the times! But you have an escape.  They would hardly know who is driving, when you zoom pass them sitting comfortably hidden in the confines of your fine car. About time to get a car and keep such annoying people at bay.

Live Longer In a Car

If you wish to live longer, time to get a new car. Bikers are more prone to accidents than people in cars. Terrible that is. But reality! You do want to live a long life, don’t you?

Get Insured

Bikers are denied health insurance. Law sucks sometimes but Fihi Ma Fihi, it is what it is! Best part of owning a car is that you are insured. How cool is that?

For the Long Term Investment

People who buy bikes usually end up selling them in few years for a newer better version. Cars are for long term investment. You would never want to sell off a car in one or two years. They are priced possessions for life!

Car = Convenience

Well, how many times have you thought of resting after a long two wheeler ride on a highway? If you have a car, you can take a short power nap before resuming your journey again. That is the power of a car!! In other words, a car is all about convenience.

So folks, this was our version of car vs. two wheelers. If you have anything to add, please feel free to use the comments section. Innovations are always welcome!

Next week, we will turn the tables. We shall write about why bikes are better than cars. Watch this space for more fun!