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10 Kinds Of Drunken Women You Will Meet In This Lifetime

Watching a drunk anyone – man or woman – is entertaining. Yes, it is enjoyable.

However, thanks to varying personalities of the genders, the pleasure quotient differs, as men tend to behave contrarily than women.

Where men usually pretend to be not drunk, in the process making a fool out of themselves, women do not hold themselves back.

Of course, like men, there are categories among drunken women and this is the list of females you will come across in your lifetime –

The Stumbler

After getting drunk, they always need support to walk. If you are around one of these persons, you are their walking stick, their eyes and their ears…literally. 

The Hungry

This lot actually surprises many people, as they are never hungry when sober. However, once they begin consuming drinks, they want to eat every food item in their sight. At times, you would watch a vegetarian go for a non-vegetarian dish. 

The Excessive Laugher

As the title implies, this drunken group just won’t stop laughing…at times, for no reason. When you ask them the reason, they would not be able to provide any justification for the same. 

The Cheers Person

You will find these women toasting with every sip or two. Their conversation while drinking will be limited to “cheers, cheers!” and nothing more. Participate in this preposterous act and you are sure to leave the party with a numb hand. 

The Flirt

Whether the person they are hitting on is attractive or not does not matter. What matters is not holding back their urge to toy with the person they have their eyes set on. 

The Experimenter

They may not have tried a particular drink till now, but they would certainly opt for the choice as their first preference when they set their heart on it. These are the kinds of people that come up with crappy stuff like YOLO.

 

The Dancer

No matter how awkward it might seem, they will dance like no one’s watching. Get your phones ready; you are about to shoot the video of a lifetime. 

The Weepers

Drunken weepers are one of the most common lots you would find and it includes men. While around them, you would hear them speak the truth and a lot about how life has been unfair to them. 

The Pretenders

Although they are clearly drunk, they will pretend as if they are 100% sober. You will find them seated on the table acting like a non-drunk individual, but with droopy eyes. 

The Deniers

This, again, is a common scenario and includes women who deny being drunk. In order to prove you wrong, they will display antics that will leave you in splits.

Sridhar Krishnan

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