They are poles apart, yes. They belong to mars and venus, sure. But they have to co-exist on earth. And that’ s where all hell breaks loose. Men and women have infinite ways of driving each other up the wall and beyond.
They are poles apart, yes. They belong to mars and venus, sure. But they have to co-exist on earth. And that’ s where all hell breaks loose. Men and women have infinite ways of driving each other up the wall and beyond. One of them is lies in how the two think.
While women take an emotional stand on everything, men are simply looking for a chilled beer…well, on most days, anyway. We tell you how different and complicated the two are…read on!
Situation 1: Getting ready for a date
Women: She obviously needs six hours to get ready for a 60-minute date. Even before the actual date, she has consulted at least half a dozen girlfriends on what to wear, how to style her hair and what sort of shoes to sport. She has indulged herself at the local spa and gone for a complete make-over…spending quite a bit on kohl and mascara. She really does think that he is going to notice her hairdo and eye make-up. Awww, sweets…no, he isn’t!
Men: He might get a haircut, if he has the time. Else his sloppy hair would have to do. Just like how he won’t bother about how her hair looks, he expects her to ignore it too. Awww, sweets…no, she isn’t! He obviously needs just six minutes to put together a decent, preferably washed set of clothes for the big night. He is probably working on his opening line more than his ability to decide which are spring colours and which are summer ones. I mean, who the hell cares.
Situation 2: It’s the big date! Women: She is pissed off right at the beginning because she thinks he doesn’t really like her new hairdo. May be she should have listened to the salon chick and gone for a perm. May be he was a curls guy. Or is it possible that he doesn’t like artificially streaked hair? Oh, god…may be she should have gone for a sleek pony. But sleek pony with an outfit this chick! Oh…damn, look how awkward his smile is. He really does hate the hair.
Men: Goddamn it, he doesn’t remember any of the opening lines he had worked on ten minutes before meeting her. May be he should just smile dementedly and think of something funny to say. Oh, look, she has decent legs…a B plus for sure…may be an A. Let’s see. Oh nice rack…A plus (*claps excitedly in his mind*) He hopes he would get lucky tonight. But she seems to be pissed off, what the hell.
Situation 3: After the date Women: Not bad, not bad at all. The date was rather fun, despite her hair being a disaster. He is dropping me home, is that a good sign? Let me check with a couple of my girls. She is also going to text those two everything he ever said during the date. Will there be a second date? If not, she would blame the hair, the dress, the manicure.
Men: The date was cool, may be he should have ordered one more starter. That goddamn chicken was really underdone. Holy, chicken reminds him of his chickenshit of a bro who has had his bike for a week now. But to be fair, the bike is rather old. Should he go for the latest upgrade? May be he would go home and look it up on the net.
While she is busy poring over his every world and decoding his every sentence, he is busy looking up upgrades for his bike. She is quite anxious whether he would take the initiative and call/text. He is pretty anxious whether his brother would return the bike at all. Ah, well…
