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Paapi Pet, Zulmi Weight – Awkward Moments Of A Fat Person

Most men crave having the perfect body, but there are times when things do not go as planned. Instead, they end up with a fat tummy (which either has jelly like features or is shapely like a pot).

They might appear pregnant, but come on, even that’s not something laughable.

The problem of having fat belly brings along several struggles that the person in picture has to face.

Below is the list of several awkward moments faced by a person with fat stomach –

 

1. When inside an elevator, they end up occupying most of the circumference i.e. only the anterior region. The person standing before them does face the consequence.

Others face inconvenience when a fat person enters the elevator

2. They face similar struggles inside a train or a bus, too. As compared to the elevator, buses and trains are more crowded, the result of which is extreme stress caused by their belly on the individual’s lower back that is standing ahead of him.

Inadvertent bumping is common in buses and trains

3. The embarrassment they face might force them to take up exercise, but alas, that does not work either. Doing crunches or only bending and touching their toes are nearly impossible tasks.

Numerous troubles are faced while working out

4. Finding the shirt of right size (readymade), for wearing a tight shirt easily leads to it tearing in unwanted areas or the button just popping out unexpectedly.

Finding the right shirt size is difficult

5. Beer is one of the reasons for men having fat tummy. Fat individuals also have to give up on beer (probably their favourite ones) which can be sad.

They have to unwillingly give up drinking alcohol

6. Watching movies where the lead actor takes off his shirt showing off his ripped body is just adding insult to injury.

Watching actors take off shirt on movies is painful

7. They have many torn pants in their closet (some of them new) which is the outcome of trying too hard to tuck their tummy in forcefully.

Many torn pants is an outcome of fat body

8. Sports is nowhere close to a career choice.

Playing sports is not an option

9. Knowing that they have a fat belly, friends or office colleagues playfully punch them in the stomach, which can be painful at times or result in a fart, making the experience all the more humiliating.

Friends act playfully insinuating the body fat

10. They can never see their penis.

Not being able to see their manhood is torturous

Sridhar Krishnan

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