Categories: Humour

12 Things We Need Freedom From To Celebrate Real Independence!

We are really lucky to be celebrating the 68th Independence Day of India today.

Whatta feeling! Really man! Whatta proud feeling!

We have survived the independence this long amidst all the mayhem of our benevolent governing powers that we have been brave enough to bear! Aam janta ne sab ko maaf kiya and accepted everyone pyaar se! After all it is the nation that is of foremost importance, and nation binds us all. Hence, for the sake of nation, we remain smiling and celebrate INDEPENDENCE DAY every year!  Kabhi to achche din aayenege!

But… we need to free ourselves in true sense. We need to free ourselves from some REAL DISASTER elements that can take the nation towards the doom!

It is time mere BHARATWASIYON!

Time to raise the voice! For the sake of the Nation!

For the sake of INDIAN SUBCONTINENT! Time to DEMAND FREEDOM!

We SERIOUSLY need INDEPENDENCE from:

 

1)      Sajid Khan’s Comic (read TORTOROUS) movies!

2)      Arvind Kejriwal’s “HONESTY” Campaigns!

3)      Himesh Reshmiya’s Acting! (Is it really acting?)

4)      Alok Nath’s Sanskars ! Bassssssss babuji! Ab aur nahi saha jata!

5)      Teleshopping Network Ads: They are still selling “get-fair-in-two-weeks fairness creams”!! Well Really??

6)      Arnab Goswami’s “nation wants to know”! No the nation doesn’t want to know anything Arnab! ANYTHING AT ALL!

7)      Anu Malik’s ORIGINAL music and MORE THAN ORIGINAL shaayri!

8)      We definitely need INDEPENDENCE from Skinny Jeans!

9)      We need independence from Candy Crush Saga! “Thinking of launching an ANTY-CANDY movement already!

10)  And the zillion game requests everyday!

11)  Aren’t we done yet! Please give me freedom from Rajni, and from ACP Pradyuman!

12)  Last but not the least! We need INDEPENDENCE from the GADGETS! The MADDENING TECHNOLOGY! If we really want to have a LIFE!

Happy Independence to All.

Vande Mataram!

Youngisthan

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