10 Sexy Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman

You’re in a house party. The room is flooded with men and women. Crazy music, people dancing and you are amidst that fun. Ping: You are single. There are some ‘hot’ women around too and to add to that, tons and tons of beer stashed along. You are a beer person but that ‘crazy mind’ wants to have a go at the women too. So, what do you decide? Beer or the woman? Don’t worry young men; we give you 10 sexy reasons onto why beer is more gloating than a mini-skirted woman.

1. Beer never gets a headache
You’re woman had a long night and for that, you are bearing the brunt of her sore headache. Poor lad, this doesn’t happen when a glass of beer is with you! Does it? No.

2. You can enjoy beer everyday
Women will be happy today and sad tomorrow and thus taking away the sheer pleasure of living an unlimited happy life. Unlike beer, it won’t say ‘no’ to you and will be there for you, every day!

3. Beer doesn’t get jealous!
Women often get envious about other women and that’s why beer is so important here. Because, that caramel-coloured drink, will stare at you even if you fill a table full of other beer glasses.

4. A frigid beer is a good beer
A chilled beer over the weekend is way much better than a hot-headed woman who is severely angry because you didn’t make it for her birthday party.

5. When your beer is gone, you just pop another
Imagine the state of mind you go through, the minute your wife/girlfriend walks out the door. In beer’s case, it’s simple; you pop out another bottle or a can and go on till you are full.

6. Beer always listens and never argues
When was the last time you DID NOT argue with your spouse? But will beer to the same to you? No. Never. It would never go against you nor will it be angry!

7. Beer doesn’t make you go shopping
A bottle of beer won’t take you out and say, ‘baby come shopping with me’. But it will make you happier by giving pleasure of every sip you take from its glass.

8. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
Definitely, yes! Why one, you can have more than one beer and not feel guilty. Unlike with women, beer will not disown you at any given time.

9. A beer always goes down easy
Gulp, gulp and keep gulping it down. Sipping on to a beer is not that difficult unless and until, you are getting a hiding from a woman.

10. You can share a beer with your friends
And finally, equality rules. Sharing is caring they say and that’s why with beer, you can share it amongst your fellow buds unlike, err… a woman.

So the above rules tell you that, a beer is much BETTER than a woman giving her rational talk. As Billy Carters pens it down, “Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it’s hard to stop drinking beer.”