You know she is a Bollywood heroine when…

She talks nineteen to the dozen in the first half of the movie

(She becomes matured and jazz after she lands the hero…true story, bro)

She breaks into a wet saree dance irrespective of the season

(Because how else will she get the hero, no?)

She has an intro number

(Just in case we forget who the heroine is, she dances her ass off!)

She is about to get molested and the hero saves her

(The hero has to ‘realize’ his love for the chick, baba)

She wears western outfits before falling in love with the hero

(She is a Bharatiya naari. Duh)