If you are a girl reading this, you have to give me the credit for bringing out the real side of you. You will definitely find a glimpse of you somewhere in the story that follows. I can bet on that!
2) Texting! Midnight Texting! Texting While Eating! Texting While Cooking! Texting While Driving! Texting on the Toilet Seat! Sweetie, Stop it now! The whole world knows by now that you are a Text Pro!