Girls! They are cute aren’t they?
See if you are a guy and have a girlfriend, you must know that there is a little crazy side to all the cuteness.
Little “weird crazy” I must say. They all are equipped with some REAL IRRITATING habits, and some have SIGNATURE ones!
But then you can’t do much about it, right? It’s fine if you have to go through some torturous sights to let the world prevail with these beautiful creations of God.
If you are a girl reading this, you have to give me the credit for bringing out the real side of you. You will definitely find a glimpse of you somewhere in the story that follows. I can bet on that!
1) Make-up Hunger! They are never done with their faces. Some of them really appear to have dabbed make-up that could suffice two faces!
2) Texting! Midnight Texting! Texting While Eating! Texting While Cooking! Texting While Driving! Texting on the Toilet Seat! Sweetie, Stop it now! The whole world knows by now that you are a Text Pro!
3) Why the hell your puppy has to wear the matching clothes as you? What’s the logic?? We know you two are from the same planet!
4) What’s with these cute looking school girl hair-dos? You are no more in school! And every day a new one? Come on! It’s a task to recognise you in the office every day!
5) Some of them do get overtly emotional with their hair. Can someone please explain me this?
6) Oh the handbags! White, off-white, red, little less red, yellow, deep-yellow, green, coral green, blue, another blue but not blue (now what does that mean???) They have alllllllll of them! They still HAVE TO BUY A HANDBAG every time they are out for shopping!
7) Ok! You could have bought a dress few sizes bigger! I mean why do have to fit yourself into something that kills your breath??
8) Well yes? Accept the REALITY! You are FAT!! Do not buy “S” sized when you know you fit into “XXXXL”!
9) No matter they HOG on PIZZAS and DOUGHNUTS inside the confines of their bedrooms! At a restaurant they STRICTLY, ELEGANTLY order SALADS ONLY! It’s a matter of DELICATE GIRL REPUTATION you see!
10) Now that’s a little too IRRITATING! “I can’t go bottoms-up! My lipstick would spoil! Gimme a straw for that whiskey bottle! Arrrrrrrrgh!! Why the hell are you in a BAR at first place??
11) Oh this one we all know! They come back with the entire shopping mall once they step out for their INFAMOUS SHOPPING SPREE!
12) And yet! They always have NOTHING TO WEAR in those OVERFLOWING WARDROBES!
13) Ok Girls! For you may know! Average human height is to be maintained in all cases! Going beyond 10 feet per person in injustice to rest of the humanity! Please have some mercy on us short creatures! It seems we are talking to someone standing in first floor balcony!
14) Pout-lipped Selfies! How cute? Aren’t they? Epidemic!
15) As if clicking 10,000 pictures of same face every day and posting on socials was not enough? They get down to CLICKING FEET!! That too in matching foot-wear, to post it and flaunt the “Muuuuah Muuuuuuaaah Friendship”?? World has gone insane for sure!
God please save us poor guys from this never-ending torture! Or else, equip us with some REAL-TIME STUPIDITY too!
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