These 12 Simple Things Will Help You To Enjoy The Simplest Of Food Like A Five Star Gourmet Meal!

Food is something the entire universe survives on.

We slog, we earn money, we make big houses so that we can sit and enjoy a relaxed meal.

Yet, many times we forget HOW TO EAT! WHY TO EAT! AND WHEN TO EAT!

Thanks to our daily lives running like a mule with its tail on fire!

We run to Five Star eateries to enjoy special lunches and dinners and end-up burning volcanoes in our pockets! Isn’t that true? I am sure you can relate with this!

Well, don’t sweat too much!

These 12 simple steps will help you to enjoy each and every meal you have in a day, like a five star indulgence! Just make sure you follow these every time your stomach rumbles for food!

1)      Make this your SURVIVAL MANTRA and CHANT IT EVERYDAY!

 

2)      These people seem to be from a planet where tables and chairs are a PUNISHABLE CRIME! What the heck? First and foremost condition to EATING is, grab a table and chair and SIT PEACEFULLY!

 

3)      Sandwhich, Steering, Sandwhich, Steering, Steering, Sandwhich!! Oh God that is too much of a confusion! STOP DRIVING WHILE YOU EAT!

 

 

4)      That GUY on the screen seems to be enjoying the pizza more than this lousy bugger who is eating it! I wonder whether he knows what he is eating! Hey Dude, Don’t be so rude!! PAY ATTENTION TO FOOD!! Shut that TV off!

 

5)      Sweetie! That email can wait! It just takes 10 GOOD MINUTES to RELISH YOUR FOOD and come back to your work-desk! Give yourself those 10 minutes, lest you want that burger to be served with fillings from Dracula’s kitchen and you wouldn’t even realise that! SHUT THE WORK WHILE EATING!

 

6)      These mobile phones I tell you! The poor chef who put all his day’s energies in creating that little delight on the plate (whatever that is), would be howling in pain! Such a dis-honour to his AWARD WINNING CULINARY ART? Listen, Leave that phone while eating!

 

7)      OK! You can resume that BATTLE OF POWER RANGERS after you are done with your food! DO NOT FIGHT WHILE EATING!

 

8)      You hold the fundamental right to your choice of food! Always remember that! Choose what you love to eat!

 

9)      Those big bites won’t help you! Your teeth are not the weapons of MASS DESTRUCTION and this is NOT a War Against Spartans!! Take Small bites!

 

10)  Unless you wish to look like this while eating!

 

11)  Anything eatable is worthy of your love! Do not hunt for Outlandish Gastronomic Spreads all the time! If it’s eatable, it’s lovable! PERIOD!

 

12)  Last but not the least, the five-star ambience that you shell out thousands of bucks for, can be created at home with an effortless love-cooked meal, a simple candle-light and the company of your loved ones! TRY IT! It’s worth it!

 

Everything we do is for a stomach-full of food. Let us not waste all the efforts. Let us try and relish each meal to the fullest!

Bon Appetite!