Chandler Bing In Roadies – Yes, what will happen if Chandler Bing from F.R.I.E.N.D.S goes for a roadies audition? Have you ever thought about that? Probably not, right?
But, anyways, now you can imagine everything about it.
Oh, are you wondering how? Let me break it for you – Recently, a Quora user came up with this brilliant question, and the responses are on point.
Frankly, a guy like Chandler Bing you can easily say impress people with his hilarious remarks, plus who is not good at meeting new people, and “is someone who tells joke when he is totally uncomfortable” and oh “Sarcasm is his 1st language”. On the other side, Raghu and Rajiv who are known for their “abusive angry avatar” and Ranvijay who is always “stunned”, now what will take place when they are in the same room?
This Quora user “Kartikey Totewar” explained this “Chandler Bing In Roadies” very easily and hilariously – All you need to do is imagine the scenes.
Raghu: Come in.
Chandler enters and sits on the chair in front of the interviewers.
Raghu: (Raising his voice) Did I ask you to sit?
Chandler: Ohh! I am sorry for thinking this chair was meant for the contestants to sit.
Rajiv staring angrily.
Raghu: Who do you think you are?!
Chandler: Well Raghu, I’m a headhunter. I hook up out of work Soviet scientists with rogue third-world nations. (Looking at Rajiv) Hi hairless Rasputin! (Waves.)
Ranvijay: I am stunned.
Rajiv: (Shouting) Tu Roadie banega?!! Tu Roadie banega?! THIS GUY WANTS TO BECOME ROADIE?!
Chandler :(With extreme sarcasm) I wonder why am I here today?
Ranvijay: I am stunned.
Chandler: I am sorry but I say more dumb stuff before 9am than most people say all day. Hi I am Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.
Raghu: *Hurls abuses for a couple of minutes*. (Talking to Ranvijay) I saw this guy flirting with Bani outside.
Chandler: Did you talk to her? Did she say anything about me? Like what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checking out the Chan Chan man!
Rajiv: You fu##$@, #%&*&%$, Mot$%#%%.
Chandler: Hey, Hey Heyyyy!!! In my defense, until I was 25, I thought the only response to ‘I love you’ was ‘Ohh Crap!’. I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!
Raghu: (Turning to Rajiv) This is it! I have had it with this guy. We have build this Roadies from scratch. Millions of people come to us to become a Roadie. And this guy thin…
Chandler: (Interrupting) I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.
Raghu: (Bangs his pencil on the table) Do you think you are funny?!
Chandler: I might be able to send you some jokes on your email. Isn’t your mail ID ‘www. hahanotsomuch.com’?
Raghu: Enough!
Ranvijay: I am stunned.
Chandler: I would have given you some tips for your anger management but you see, I am not good at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Raghu: Get out! Get the fu#$ OUT !
Rajiv: When you go outside, tell Bani to come in. She will know what it means.
Chandler: You sure she will crack the code?
Raghu: (Throws the entire pencil holder at Chandler) *You bit#$, moth@#$$@%, fu@#$$ …..Keeps on going for 5 minutes*
Ranvijay: I am stunned.
Hahahaha! Chandler Bing in Roadies – You know, that’s how it’s gonna be. What is your story? Let us know in the comment section below.
