Switch To Ruhani Jaam Over BDSM: No Fifty Shades Of Grey On Valentine’s Day!

If already the ridiculous rules of marriage tests and matru-pitru diwas celebrations weren’t enough to spoil the mood of the Valentine’s Day celebrations, here is the latest from the Censor Board.

The most awaited and much hyped movie #FiftyShadesOfGrey isn’t releasing today.

I know those awful depressing reactions and can totally understand the plight…sob…welcome to India.

Every day the news feed starts with at least one new post of a scene or a trailer from the erotic movie just to create more curiosity. There were so many people who might have been just counting the days to finally watch the film.

But guess what you might need to hold your horses for some more time as sex, orgasm, erotic nature, etc. are alien behavioral patterns in India.

It is a country where a so-called spiritual leader with criminal charges goes abroad promoting his controversial film.

The repeated intrusion and unnecessarily involving the Indian culture is only going to limit the scope for the artistic growth in the country.

So anyways coming to reality, instead of the date movie you guys would have to settle with MSG.

So what if ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ isn’t releasing this Valentine’s Day? Celebrate ‘Matru-Pitru Diwas’ with the classic film ‘MSG’ #TheMessengerOfGod.

There cannot be a comparison between the two films. So much hype and hullabaloo over, ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ and for what??? Look at ‘MSG’ – one man show. The Dera Sacha Sauda chief Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh is the director, writer, producer, actor, cinematographer, editor, singer, whew…in one word the all-rounder has put all filmmakers to shame.

I won’t even be surprised if the theaters serve complimentary ‘ruhani jaam’.

First the entire nonsense about #AIBRoast, FIR against Ranveer and Deepika over a peck on cheek and now the most awaited film that is an adaptation of the trilogy of E.L. James, ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ is delayed for release as it faces censor problems.  Like where exactly are we heading??

Even if Fifty Shades of Grey is released in India may be we can expect something like this: