When it comes to Rahul Baba, stupidity has no limits.
When it comes to Rahul Baba, stupidity has no limits. He is a real gem in the armour of Congress party who explains things that we normally do not understand (Remember poverty is a state of mind, no?) or observe (Chowkidar chori bhi karta hai).
Today was no different in life of RaGa as he, once again, unleashed his scientific temper while addressing an election rally. Take a look at the golden words that poured from his mouth:
American President realizes your power, this chowkidaar does not realize it: Rahul Gandhi in Mirzapur
— ANI (@ANI_news) May 6, 2014
Rahul Gandhi: American President realizes your strength, he is afraid of the youth of UP
— ANI (@ANI_news) May 6, 2014
It seems that he has taken offence to the extent of dudness that was being matched by Mrs Vadra in Amethi off late. And that’s why he unleashed his terror today while in the Mirzapur rally. Poor UP chaps must be confused trying to understand whether it was a compliment or simple nonsense.
Twitter, as usual, reacted gleefully on his latest brain-fart. Here are some reactions that will give your stomach cramps:
Obama’s reaction RT @ANI_news: Rahul Gandhi: American President realizes ur strength,he is afraid of the youth of UP pic.twitter.com/L9aILoTw1e
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) May 6, 2014
*Obama dies laughing* RT @ANI_news: Rahul Gandhi: American President realizes your strength, he is afraid of the youth of UP
— Champ-u-terology (@BolshoyBooze) May 6, 2014
@coolfunnytshirt “U.S.A. ka full form hai UP Se Afraid” ~ RaGa
— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega) May 6, 2014
Rahul Gandhi make us believe that there is a limit to how wise you can be, but stupidity can be infinite.
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) May 6, 2014
Rahul’s statement that the US President is afraid of youth of UP is based on 2 premises 1. that Obama watches CID, & 2. Daya is from UP
— Rofl Indian (@Roflindian) May 6, 2014
पयारे राहà¥à¤², इस बार तो आपको वोट नहीं दिठपर वादा करता हà¥à¤ कि अगली बार ज़रूर दूंगा अगर ये बता दो कि चिलम में कà¥à¤¯à¤¾ à¤à¤° कर पीते हो
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) May 6, 2014
Rahul Gandhi: Obama is also afraid of Sanjay Jha coz once he saw him in the dark and thought it’s Steve Jobs, @coolfunnytshirt
— LazyKachua (@LazyKachua) May 6, 2014
Barack Obama has been to Colaba and Delhi, which explains his fear of UP youth as documented by Rahul Gandhi.
— Rohan Joshi (@mojorojo) May 6, 2014
Given the consistency and commitment of Rahul Baba in keeping us entertained and also the kid in us alive, we should give him a place in Comedy Nights with Kapil. He must have imagined a hundred times that one day he will join him on his show.
And let us pray that he remains a dud…sorry…a dude, always.