People on twitter are trying to amuse themselves by imagining a ‘˜dream cabinet’ which shall be formed after the victory is announced.
With counting of votes 48 hours away, the janata is facing mini-withdrawals in the aftermath of longest Lok Sabha elections in the country. While the TV channels are still shouting in their studios as to who will form the government by presenting some credible and not so credible sources in exit-polls, people on twitter are trying to amuse themselves by imagining a ‘dream cabinet’ which shall be formed after the victory is announced.
And it is darn funny!
Several tweeples presented their ideas on who should be in the #DreamCabinet of the next government. With victory in sight, even Madhya Pradesh CM Shivraj Singh Chouhan could not stop himself from sparing an idea and poking fun on the micro blogging site.
Proposed Modiji to make Vadhra ‘Land Acquisition Minister’ n be sent to POK.We can,thus,grab land of POK n solve Kashmir issue #DreamCabinet
— ShivrajSingh Chouhan (@chouhan_shivraj) May 14, 2014
The others even invented new cabinet ministries, but the fun was unadulterated. Have a look:
#DreamCabinet Ministry of Defence – Rajnikanth
— Champ-u-terology (@BolshoyBooze) May 14, 2014
#DreamCabinet >> Ministry of Traffic (Esp UTurns) >>> @ArvindKejriwal
— MediaCrooks (@mediacrooks) May 14, 2014
#DreamCabinet Home: KRK Finance: Vijay Mallya Defence: Sunny Deol I&B: Sunny Leone
— Ajayendar Shahzada (@ajayendar) May 14, 2014
@mediacrooks #DreamCabinet : Shatrugan Sinha as speaker to replace Baith jaiyee To #khamosh … Via @jaideepb
— mamta (@mamtan14) May 14, 2014
#DreamCabinet Minister of Matrimonial affairs : @digvijaya_28 !
— Ashok (@nationalizer) May 14, 2014
#DreamCabinet Derek 0 Brain – MoS – Dept of Butchery.
— Gururaj S (@Equateall) May 14, 2014
I Bood like to keep Inglish Languej parmoshan Ministri #DreamCabinet
— ashutosh (@Ashut0sh83B) May 14, 2014
#DreamCabinet Ministry of Health- LKA hes so fit at 87 man!
— Arun (@iamjhakaas) May 14, 2014
#DreamCabinet Ministry of Poribortan ~ Mamta Didi
— Anu (@TweetuSingh) May 14, 2014
#DreamCabinet Finance Minister @kamaalrkhan #2rspeople
— Monica (@TrulyMonica) May 14, 2014
#DreamCabinet : Ministry of Child Development : Sonia Gandhi
— The Oddfather (@TheOddfather101) May 14, 2014
#AAP #DreamCabinet ministry of Secularism => Shzia Ilmi .. Who will rename it to ministry of communalism immediately
— Think टंकी (@rkgeemail) May 14, 2014
External Affairs- Giriraj Singj #DreamCabinet
— Funny Singh (@YoSoFunnySingh) May 14, 2014
#DreamCabinet Ministry of Food/PDS — Raj Babbar. Everyone will get meals for 12 Rs
— Vinay (@vbghia) May 14, 2014
Many people were actually serious about the dream cabinet and were giving some good suggestions, but that work should be left for the political parties which will emerge victorious on May 16. Although there is a little doubt about that, but elements of surprise are always there.
But meanwhile, you could tell us who should be in your dream cabinet!