Indian society or even on our own mindsets, getting intimate, especially, going all the way…is something we would avoid before marriage. Ouch. And here are he ten random excuses…
Girlfriends are a weird lot.
They will love you, care for you and even may down their lives for you, but when it comes to intimacy, they are surprisingly shy…blame it on our upbringing or the Indian society or even on our own mindsets, getting intimate, especially, going all the way…is something we would avoid before marriage.
Ouch. And here are he ten random excuses that your girlfriend has in store for such sexy moments…
I am on my period;
One of the best tools women have at their disposal is this. Tell him you’re chumming and he is not going to bother going down or up or anywhere near you. He knows the mood swings and other issues that period brings along, so he will be extra careful with you. If you’re PMSing, god save him from your wrath and moody behaviour!
It’s a Tuesday:
We have all met women who think sex is dirty. But have you met girls who think sex on Tuesday is yuck? Apparently, gods disapprove of sexual happiness on certain days. Because…nobody knows why!
I will put on weight:
Having fears of pregnancy is understandable, but being worried about piling on weight is plain stupid! Yes, women do slightly blossom after sex…but it only adds on to their beauty and grace.
What will they say?
This is the original killjoy of the world. Women, in order to not get intimate, put the blame on ‘them’ by asking an innocent question, ‘what will they say?’ No, madam. They won’t say anything, because they don’t care.
I am fasting today:
Oh dear. If she says she is fasting, she probably has no energy to get down and dirty. But if she is my fasting and just pretending to be, she doesn’t have the hots for you. Get it?
My head is aching:
You can substitute it with head, legs, tummy it anything else. Women will most definitely give such excuses to avoid getting intimate with you.
Not feeling romantic enough:
Ouch, ouch and ouch. It’s not only a plain no to you, but also a slap on the face for being unromantic. This could very well be a valid reason, but mostly it’s a fake one that women use to get out of icky situations. Nobody can force her to kiss and tell when she is not even feeling romantic.
It’s too hot/ cold/windy/rainy:
If nothing else, blame it on the season. It’s too hot, so how am I going to get any action between the sheets. It’s too cold to even move. It’s too windy and scary to do anything romantic.
Today is no kissing day:
Yes! Women can come up with any excuse to put you off. From ‘no kiss’ days to ‘no touching’ days, they have many aces up their sleeves. Beware!
You’re stinking:
If she wants you to lose the moment and forget about ever getting intimate, she will throw this one at you. You’ll hate yourself for even broaching the topic of love and sex. Who wants to make out with a stinky poo?!
Remember that she is giving all these excuses because she is not comfortable doing the deed before marriage or because she is from a conservative family. Don’t force her…let her take her time. Because it has to be special.
