It confuses me when someone says that they slept like a baby..., ...because babies wake up every two hours
I am no photographer, but I can definitely picture us together
When santa claused promised the kid a baby sister...
Superman takes a bullet to his chest, but ducks when the villain throws the gun at him
Heat is faster than cold because you can always catch cold
I hate it when there's fire in circus. It's always "in tents"
I wish to live forever..., I will die trying, if that's what it takes
What is a woman's favourite position? Chief Executive Officer
What Did Hermione Learn At Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry? Spelling
Yes. The world sucks and that's fine, If the world didn't suck, gravity would only make us fall
While filling out form, I always write "doctor" under the EMERGENCY CONTACT section., My parents are not doctors
Two flies eating poop. One of them farts....., Fly one: 'œDo you mind? I'm eating here!'
What is your plan of action when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
When the cost of beer is less than petrol, the driving under influence law changes itself to "Drink, But Do…
Meanwhile, a conversation transpired between a drunk man and a woman...
My girlfriend, an astronaut broke up with me because she needed 'œspace
