Yo Yo Honey Singh crosses a thin line of decency with every new song. Here is why we feel his mother should have given him a sound hearing long back!
Let me start by saying ‘I am not a hater’! I know the songs by heart and very regularly enjoy them too. Having said that, Yo Yo Honey Singh very often manages to offend the feminist in me. Blame it on the sad state of affair in our country; dancing to a song that looks down upon women is just wrong, now and forever.
Back at our humble homes, our mothers create brouhaha for things that he casually mentions in his songs. Things such as picking up chicks from a bar, wearing tiny clothes, drinking or partying they are all alright provided you come home at 10PM (how does one explain moms that party actually starts at 10)! We wonder how Yo Yo manages it back home but for now we tried to understand how our mothers would react if we sang the following songs…
Sunny Sunny from Yaariyan (2014)
Ek tu ho, main hoon Aur sea side pe paani ka shor
Aaja meri baahon mein Girl what you waiting for
Tujhko main leke chaloon Phir pyaari si yacht pe
Ho jaayenge hum talli Malibu ke shot pe
How my mother would react:
Blue Eyes (Title) – Blue Eyes (2013)
Ghar pe chalna hai ya pehle jayegi club
Ni mera matlab ghar ke club
Tab loonga left nahi toh right Club mein hoga shor,
Baby ghar pe pillow fight
You decide, ke kya karna
Tujhko toh zara sa bhi darr na hai
Champagne gerdi hai tune meri pent pe
Aur kehti hai change karlo hotel leke rent pe
How my mother would react:
Party All Night – Boss (2013)
Nikkar waali chhori ne ye Vodka chadha rakhi hai.
Ek khatam na ho ri iss se,
Doosri mangwa rakhi hai.
Naache dekh ri kaise,
Aag si laga rakhi hai.
Itti si tu hai nahi, huh!
Aafat macha rakhi hai!
How my mother would react:
Boss (Title – Boss (2013)
Je koi bane ghana landlord
Une maar ghusand
Neeche main dharoon.
How my mother would react:
Weed Pila De – Satan (2012)
Aaja tujhko sair kara dun
Fortuner me gedi lawa dun
Fortune tera aaj banaadu
De permission seat gira dun.
Weed pila de sajna
Weed pila de sajna
Weed pila de sajna
Weed pila de
How my mother would react:
Get Up Jawani – International Villager (2011)
Main karta na, intezaar
Dekha tujhe toh hua main, bekaraar
Gaana baje toh naache baby doll
Ko tappe khilaun jaise basketball
Ek do nahin mere paas poore
Ek sau tareeke teri jaisi ko
Badshah ke peeche lagaane ke
Ghar le jaane ke, jannat dikhaane ke
Aa akeli chaahe laa tu saheli
Dilli se ho tu chaahe rai bareily
Hogi inki subah in my haveli
How my mother would react:
Angreji Beat – International Villager (2011)
O khad taan ja tu nede aa.
Bhai idda naa tu gede kha.
Oh kahton enni desperate,
Saanu dasde ke ae rate.
How my mother would react:
Brown rang – International Villager (2011)
Excuse me Miss, kis kis kis kiss se tu bhaagi gi?
Hun bach bach ke, tenu rab ne husn ditta rajj rajj ke.
Main keha kaali teri Gucci, te Prada tera laal,
Kithe challo oh sohneyo, sajh dajh ke ke?
How my mother would react:
Mothers more often than not accept the short comings of their kids but this kid seems to have gone rogue. I strongly feel his mother should have given him one tight slap right after he first came out with a single (do you even need me to say why!). Aunty are you listening?
