Cheating on your partner may be the worst thing in life, right after cannibalism and terrorism. But sometimes, you just have to do it (no, not the latter two). If you have a partner you love,
Cheating on your partner may be the worst thing in life, right after cannibalism and terrorism. But sometimes, you just have to do it (no, not the latter two). If you have a partner you love, but he/she is getting on your last nerve, you need some respite.
Here are five valid reasons to cheat on your partner and (hopefully) never get caught. Read on!
Nag of the highest order:
If he/she nags you all the time, without ever listening to your side of the story. It’s but obvious that you would seek affection elsewhere. Nags can be total turn offs who often the cross the line between love and obsession. If you’re being hounded by ‘Whys, whats and hows’ all day, it’s better to take a break for a while. The best way to never get caught in such situations is to have a virtual soundboard. So technically, you’re not cheating. But just letting off steam with a virtual buddy.
Liar, liar, pants on fire!
If she/he is a compulsive liar who only seems to be giving you excuses all the time, it’s time to up the game from your end too. Liars are the worst sort of partners to have because they will not be truthful even about their breakfast, forget about everyday matters. If you’re stuck with a CL, it’s better to get out still you can. Or cheat your way through the relationship. Total valid! And if you do get caught, you dishonest partner cannot point a finger at you.
Divide and rule:
If your partner is from the era of ‘divide and rule’ or tries to break your lifelong friendships, associations and relationships, she/he is not worth it. But don’t make their lives easy by simply walking out. Stay put in the relationship and cheat like you don’t give a damn. Because you don’t. Anybody who makes you cut ties with your folks is a devil who needs to be punished. If you don’t want to get caught, act along with all their schemes and say yes to all their plans. Let them believe that you’re on their side…
Doesn’t inspire you. At all!
If your partner is a lazy, good-for-nothing types who doesn’t inspire at all. It’s okay to seek greener pasture. If you have a colleague, friend or a neighbour who has more in common with you than the one you’re dating, emotional cheating is acceptable.
My way or the highway:
It wouldn’t work out if you have to always play by his/her rules. Relationship is a two-way street where both partners need to work on their likes and dislikes. If you think that you’re being taken for granted or that it’s always about ‘him’/’her’…time to take matters into your hands.
We wouldn’t normally suggest anybody to cheat, but some people just don’t learn. If things are getting difficult for you, it’s time to move on…like a boss!
