Being around with a drunken friend can bring you one of the best experiences of your lifetime.
If you do not drink alcohol, you may (or may not) feel left out. Nevertheless, total entertainment is something you are guaranteed.
Alcohol is (in)famous for bringing out people’s secrets. Under its influence, people tend to give out the most secretive stuff or just ramble quotes that will leave you in splits.
Here are some of the many things a drunken friend would say –
“I can drink one more bottle of…whatever this is”
They can always do an extra shot
By the time they are done, they definitely do not remember the name of the drink.
“Let me pay. I have lots of money”
They will volunteer to pay for the drinks and food
Suddenly they have won the lottery. Well, free dinner and drinks for you, it is.
“Keep an eye on the stage”
They will want to perform live
If the bar has live performance, you will find your drunken buddy on the stage right after they utter this sentence.
“We should host a party Friday night”
They will plan a party where everyone will be invited
And this ‘party’ means something lavish. Booze, drinks and women, that sorts.
“I need to score tonight”
Sex is definitely on their list
For some reason, your friend is all horned up in a drunken state and will want to score with any (and every) woman.
“I’m not drunk. You are”
They are not drunk; you are
When you tell them to keep down the rants and tell them the evident – them being drunk – they accuse you instead.
“You are my best friend”
They express their friendship in the most genuine way
Awwww…that’s cute. Please tell the same when you are not drunk.
“I need to call her”
They will also want to call a girl
Yes. ‘Her’ is either the ex or the potential mate. Be the BEST FRIEND and stop them friend from calling anyone.
“I’m gonna barf”
They will puke
This usually happens when you done with drinking for the day. Unfortunately, it is too late for your friend, who is already too drunk and yes, THEY WILL BARF!! Save your shoes.
These are just few of the many things that drunken people say. Let us know if your friend has said something different than the ones mentioned in the aforementioned list.
